Teachers Share The Funniest Ways Their Students Have Roasted Them

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    Font - r/Teachers u/Effective_Ad... 2d middle school res... ● ● 1 1 What's your favorite way you've been roasted by a student? Humor one time i blocked a kid's computer cause he was going on youtube instead of doing his work and he told me that that was why i didn't have a boyfriend and it made me giggle
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    Font - Scary-Stranger-9920 • 2d There was a tiktok trend a while ago where students would ask teachers what 3 things they used every day and then tease them for not saying their subject. So, for example, they'd ask the math teacher what 3 things he uses every day and he'd say something like "My shower, my car keys, and my shoes" and the kid would go "I notice you didn't say math!" I was aware of this trend and one of my boys goes "What are 3 things you use every day?" So I said "Social studies,
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    Font - stressssed • 2d Out of the blue, one of my kindergarteners raised her hand to say "even though you don't look very nice today, you're still special" Reply 1.1k 4 ↓ ...
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    Font - • 2d springvelvet95 I am not quick with comebacks, been a life long problem. One girl says something shitty to me and says, "and don't call me at one in the morning when you think of something to say back." Lmao. Reply 1.7k ...
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    Font - katiecatsweets • 2d I had these two brothers who were real jerks to other students and all of their teachers. I was trying to motivate them to be more serious about their school work. (Yeah, joke's on me because I taught 6th grade.) Anyway, one of the boys mentioned a very obscure career. Me: "Is that really what you want to do for the rest of your life?" Them: "Is THIS really what you want to do for the rest of your life?" Good question, kid. ... Reply 849
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    Font - jayhof52 • 2d I had a similar experience when I was teaching fifth grade - we had been hyping up an attendance day by saying there would be a big surprise and the surprise was "The Attendance Fairy" (our instructional coach in basically a Glenda the Good Witch costume handing out prizes and candy throughout the day). When she came to my class and went to hand one of my kids (who had his moments of genuine wit) looked her dead in the eye and said, "Is this really why you went to college?"
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    Font - emmocracy 2d ● I peeked at a kid's diary over her shoulder once, and the entry was titled "Ms. MyName". It had a bunch of random doodles and phrases. The two I caught were, "She think just cause she a blue eyed blondey she can..." and "toes". She saw me read it and for whatever reason we both just cracked up. Now any time I give her shit she just says "toes" and I'm like, "Ok, point taken." The rest of the summer school kids are baffled lol Reply 367
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    Font - SheISLP. 2d I told a student I won some money in a contest and she said, "Well, it wasn't a bikini contest!" Reply 270 ...
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    Font - spookyspinachhh • 2d I teach art and often play instrumental versions of popular songs during worktime. One day I was chatting to my 6th graders about the music I chose and made a joke about having had an emo phase. One kid looked me up and down and went "yeah that makes sense." ... Reply 226
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    Font - brent_von_kalamazoo • 2d "Suck my d_ck, you Harry Potter looking motherf_cker", Which became my opener for like six years of stand up. "I'm Brent, or as my students affectionately know me..." ... Reply 630
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    Font - lady_wildes_banshee • 2d ELA 9-12 | Greater Boston "You Mrs Frizzle looking bitch" was mine. Not wrong! ... 186
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    Font - VonR3sh 2d Im bald (receding hairline and started shaving about 5 years ago). I teach seniors so I'm a bit more frank with them, and towards the end of class we got on the topic of old fashion trends being new again. I ended up letting slip that I thought the fact that mullets were "in style" again was ridiculous. Something along the lines of "out of all the fashion. trends that could've been lifted from the 80s, the hairstyle of white trash and meth was what got picked.
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    Font - Some rebuttals, some retorts from me, and then one of the quieter kids in class chimes in. (Mind you, he sat directly in front of me at the time so I couldn't see the back of his head and the party in the back vs. the business in the front. "I'm not gonna sit here and be ridiculed for my haircut by someone who can't even grow hair" I couldn't even be mad, all I could say was, "you know what, that's fair" and thankfully got saved by the bell. 754 ↓ Reply
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    Font - phantomkat • 2d California | Elementary When I was student teaching first grade, I pretty much always wore dresses with my hair braided. One day when I didn't, one of the girls asked me, "Why aren't you pretty like always?" This past year, my third graders found out it was my birthday and that I lived alone. One of my students was like, "But Ms. (myname), I can't stop thinking about it. You're going to be aaaalll aloooone!" Like damn, kid. ... Reply 381
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    Font - haylz328 • 2d I once got called a talliban bastard greatly. it amused me We once had a mixed race kid. I am white but have an unusual skin tone I'm not sure of my ancestry as I also have some Afro hair (one in every few hairs is Afro it's weird but rare). Just my appearance confused the hell out of him. He was angry one day and he walked in to a room with a lot of staff. He pointed to each staff member and said you are a black bastard you are a white bastard and when he got to me he just
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    Font - cinmarcat 2d ● I used to teach preschool and a conversation went like this: Girl 1: I have makeup at home! Me: Me too. But I don't like to wear it. Girl 2: shocked face You don't like looking beautiful!?!? Okay I know she was probably told women wear makeup to look "beautiful" so I wasn't offended. But that was the time a 4 year old unintentionally roasted me. Oh! Another preschooler told me to "be a tree and leave." It took me a minute to realize what he was trying to say. Reply 337
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    Font - Comprehensive_Leg193 • 2d I also teach preschool and had a kid roast me over makeup. (As he was handing me a Christmas gift) Him: I wanted to get you make up, but mom said no. Me: oh? Why makeup? Him: You could really use some. Me: I have makeup that I wear. Him: (laughter) His mom was one to wear a full contoured face of makeup every day, so I could see where natural looking makeup would make him think I didn't wear it... But man, for him to say I really needed to wear some. ... 184 ↓
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    Font - Putty Riot 2d ● I got accidentally roasted in a similar fashion this past year. Convo: Student: "Ms. PR, did you ever get to see Dr. King speak?" Me: "...I was born in the '80s..." Student: "Oh you look older!" She basically went on to defend her point that she just assumed all of her teachers come from "the black and white times" (as in color of video/ photos-not segregation, but maybe segregation too.) I was crying with laughter by the end of it. 公85凸

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